PARANOID! Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hoodie

This hoodie is like a protective shield, offering comfort and warmth that wraps around you like a second skin. Made from a thick blend of cotton and polyester, it's as comforting as that reassuring voice reminding you to double-check the locks. Trust us, this hoodie understands the need to feel safe and secure in an uncertain world.

Distraction-Free Comfort: We ripped out the label because we understand that unnecessary distractions are the last thing you need when your mind is already on high alert. You deserve maximum comfort and minimum irritations. The drawstring on the hood matches the base sweater, a subtle detail that even your hoodie appreciates. We've got your back, literally.

Enduring Quality: With its medium-heavy fabric weighing 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²), this sweatshirt offers a substantial and enduring quality. It's designed to keep up with your active mind and provide you with lasting comfort. After all, when you're cozy, you're more vigilant.

Inclusive Sizing: Sizes range from S to 5XL, because Paranoia doesn't discriminate, and neither do we. Our Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hoodie is here for everyone who appreciates that extra dose of caution.

Wear Your Paranoia with Pride. Step out into the world with a heightened sense of awareness and a cozy hoodie that's ready to keep you snug throughout your adventures. Remember, a little paranoia never hurt anyone—it just keeps things interesting.